Marriage Summed Up In An Emotional Melting Pot Of 26 Tweets

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mattstaff
Jun 2, 2019 9:00 PM EDT

Marriage is an emotional rollercoaster. People are busy living out that wild lifelong commitment. The relationship comes with tons of silly little fights, while people hold strong to their love for one another, through it all. You might end up spending enough time with that special someone just enough to get to know them better than you know yourself. The following tweets capture the ups and downs of that absolutely crazy thing called marriage. 

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  • 01
    A tweet about a woman seeing someone at Whole Foods picking out a bundle of asparagus.
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  • 02
    A tweet about someone waiting longer at a stop sign because nobody told them it was green.
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  • 03
    A tweet about the pros of being married to someone, with the cons being to this person.
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  • 04
    A tweet about how many things someone learned they could monogram after getting married.
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  • 05
    A tweet about marriage being showing up at a home furnishings store with your own tape measure.
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  • 06
    A tweet about someone's wife messaging them with a funny autocorrect from Noooo, to Mooo.
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  • 07
    A tweet about someone's husband taking the last piece of perfectly salted breakfast bacon.
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  • 08
    A tweet about one dad talking to another dad about how much they hate shopping at Old Navy with their wives.
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  • 09
    A tweet about a husband loving his wife enough to watch two full seasons of Riverdale.
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  • 10
    A tweet about one husband helping his wife find her chapstick, and having no luck at all.
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  • 11
    A tweet about someone's mom being angry at her dad, so their supper is 100% vegetarian.
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  • 12
    A tweet about a married couple being three days into a talk about buying a toaster oven, and if it takes up too much counter space.
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  • 13
    A tweet about a wife visiting her husband's grave, and telling him she finally knows where he ate, 50 years later.
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  • 14
    A tweet about a wife telling her husband she has his credit card memorized.
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  • 15
    A tweet about how you can tell how long a couple's been together, by what they fight about. In this case a paper plate.
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  • 16
    A tweet about a husband asking his wife why she bought something that she'll never eat. And that was spicy M&Ms.
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  • 17
    A tweet about how marriage teaches you a lot about yourself, and how you don't need to use so many paper towels.
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  • 18
    A wife's tweet about how her husband's parenting style is to say "yeah!" menacingly, after everything she says to her kids.
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  • 19
    A tweet about how the key to a successful marriage is just letting things go.
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  • 20
    A wife's tweet about how her husband cleans bizarre stuff like the attic, instead of the actual kitchen, whenever they have guests over.
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  • 21
    A tweet about a marriage ending over a wife's husband buying ice cream with raisins.
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  • 22
    A tweet about a wife texting her husband to ask what his opinion is on $698 clocks.
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  • 23
    A wife's tweet about how she got her husband a surprise gift, which is nasal strips.
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  • 24
    A husband's tweet about how his wife hides snacks from him, so he invites guests over to find them.
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  • 25
    A dad's tweet about how his wife says they're lost, but he says they're fine cause they're driving a Nissan Pathfinder.
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  • 26
    A wife's tweet about her 2,098 day of marriage, and how her husband still doesn't know where the Tupperware lives.
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